Jeff has arrived.

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Hey, kids.

Go to sleep.

Sincerely,
    Jeffery.



Dearest Victims,

   It is to my great pleasure that I announce to you this: I am not dead!
I would also wish to inform you of one other thing:

I may be human, but so are you. Behind this computer, you're nothing more than a mere fucking mortal, just like me, and believe me when I say that I will hunt you down.


 
On a side note:

How are you all, Victims?

Are you doing well?

Heheheheh...


I sure would hope so.

I don't appreciate having my skills as a well-known murderer challenged by ignorant fools who believe they're invincible when they're not. If you're going to speak to me, please have something intelligent to say. Otherwise, you have the possibility of losing too much blood. Heheheh..


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ashyfur524's avatar
Hello, my master. Art thou in need of innocent blood that corses through my veins?