1. I don't trust you, as much as I admire and love you. (In a totally non-crazyfangirl way) 2. You are a more than mildly insane serial killer with a large knife. 3. I do not appreciate seeing my own blood after literally being stabbed in the back.
And finally, the most important reason~!
4. I do not.. touch people. *makes disgusted noise and shudders*